The Norrisville High Mustache Society is a club at Norrisville High where students and staff--mostly males--sporting a mustache gather for facial hair related meetings and events.
The Society was founded in 1985 by former student Hannibal McFist.
- Current Club Leader Harry
- Nameless Boy with Black Shirt
- The Messenger
- Cafeteria Lady
- Ranginald Bagel
- Jed Elinoff BG
- Scott Thomas BG
- Maraca Boy
- Nameless Boy with Khaki Vest
- Nameless Boy with Red Shirt
- Nameless Boy with Glasses and Blue Shirt
- Nameless Blonde Boy with White Shirt
- Howard Weinerman (formerly; discoverd to be a fakie; his eyebrows would have been shaved as punishment for deceiving the society if the Ninja didn't save him)
- Randy Cunningham (formerly)