Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja Trailer

Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja Trailer

Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja's Theme Song is the opening of the show. It was written by the show's composer Brad Breeck. The full version only played in front of a couple episodes before it was shortened.


Randy Cunningham: For 800 years, Norrisville High has been protected by a Ninja.

No one knows that every four years a new warrior is chosen.

Voices: Go ninja!

Randy: A freshman to fight the forces of evil.

I am the Ninja.

I am Randy Cunningham!

Voices: Smoke bomb!

What the hey!

Come on you!

What the juice!

He's so bruce!

That's the cheese!

Ninja freeze!

Ninja rock!

Don't stop!

What the hey!

Come on you!

Do it, Ninja!

What the juice!

He's a hero!

Come on fighter!

Just a freshman,

And a Ninja!

(guitar plays)

Randy: Smoke bomb!

Howard Version

Howard Weinerman 9th Grade Ninja (opening)

Howard Weinerman 9th Grade Ninja (opening)

In "The Ninja Supremacy", the theme song is changed because Howard replaces Randy as the Ninja. The song focuses on Howard, including him singing along unsuccessfully to the lyrics.

Howard: For 800 years, the Ninja of Norrisville has battled the forces of Evil...

Unless that ninja forgets who the cheese he is...

In which case his best friend has to step up!

I am Howard Weinerman!

(As the Chorus raps the words in the background as per the normal version of the song)


What the hey!

And something "you!"

And "what the juice!"

And "he's so bruce!"

And something "cheese!"

And Ninja, please!

And something "rock!"

But something "stop!"

Ninja, hey!

Come on, you!

Do the Ninja!

What the juice!

What's the words?

Forgot the words!

Don't know this song,

But it ends in "Ninjaaaa!"

(guitar plays)

Howard (pulling at the Ninja pants): Urrrk!



  • The squid image on Howard's McTop appears on a building as a logo for a soda.
  • Randy's new sword, which he gets in "Sword Quest", appears in the opening.
  • Stevens is seen flirting with a not-too-pleased looking Theresa Fowler in the opening before she gets stanked.
  • Howard wears a necklace with the McFist Industries logo in a few scenes. The necklace looks really similar to The Hunger Games dove.