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Quotes

  • My best friend's the Ninja! Oh, this is incredible!
  • What is that, a bicycle with one wheel? Come back when you have two wheels and a regular guy's shoes!
  • You're a freak, you know that?
  • Sister please, they don't call me Double Dip just because I like ice cream.
  • You can still make us the first freshmen in the fishcage Cunningham I believe in you. (yawns) Being inspirational sure wipes me out. (takes a nap)
  • Cunningham, don't be so hard on yourself, this isn't your fault.
  • Off my stage!
  • We're good, it's robot!
  • Viceroy's got style.
  • Cunningham, do you realize how incredible stupid it would be for us... not to do that?!
  • We're going to give you a second chance to give us a second chance.
  • Let's see what nerd-ball Kang is rocking here...
  • Stupid Cunningham reunites the band just to break it up again.
  • He killed the snack-bar. You make him pay, Ninja! You make him pay!
  • You know I can't keep a secret, and it's not like I ever asked if you were the ninja, you just told me
  • Well thanks for nothing Cunningham now I can't eat the tacos... nah I'm still gonna eat the tacos.
  • Finally feels good to be out of that humiliating body paint.
  • It occurs to me I don't have a limo.
  • All you had to do is prance your pony two L's to the right, and you would've had him! Now why do I yell this stuff out if nobody's gonna listen?!
  • Toilet, I know I've done some unspeakable things to you, but this time you went TOO FAR!
  • Donkeys can't hold hammers.
  • Dates. Dates are for dudes who don't have bros to play vids with
  • I'm so asking her to the dance
  • I understand true beauty. I understand I'm looking right at it
  • I thought Bash had it for sure. That ham was a stunner.
  • Oh no, you good luck to you
  • Your Nomicon's ringing. I think you have to take that
  • Have fun not finding the most beautiful thing in school. Which is what I'll be doing while you're in the...(Randy enters the Nomicon while pushed into the locker by it's force)... Nomicon
  • It is also full of ancient bird demon that possessed me, remember!
  • You mean I found it, Cunningham
  • She's all yours, Cunningham
  • Cunningham, we can never let a girl come between us again. Deal? 
  • I BREAK EVERYTHING I TOUCH!!!! STOP TOUCHING ME!  
  • Then why do I have this medal?
  • I sacrificed my last token. They're saved by me
  • And yet, all it says is hero. Medals don't lie, Cunningham
  • Let's stand in it and find out (Howard and Randy tip-toes to the line)
  • My sister's a demon dog. (gasps) you know I'd be lying if I said I hadn't suspected 
  • I'm on it
  • Where is that ninja? Guess I'll have to handle this
  • Hi I'm Howard I'll be your hero this evening
  • Stop making it so easy to yank your cheese
  • Relax everybody you're in good hands, mine, it would be delicate, It will lead you to safety
  • So you can what Cunningham, finally show up and yank my cheese ohhh you would like would you
  • Admit it, you have no faith in me
  • (when Bucky holds his hand) Wow, those are some sweaty mitts you got there
  • Ha ha I heard that. Everybody hear that? (echoes)
  • (to Theresa) You wouldn't ask the ninja if he knew where he's going
  • Listen up people, I'm you're hero which means you do what I say and I say we're going this way.
  •       Bucky: That's a bottomless pit
  •       Howard: Then we're going the other way.
  • This is it, right through this tunnel is aww more cave
  • (to Randy) Don't ever do that again
  • The important thing is you'd admit it you're wrong
  • Bummer they don't make a medal for that
  • AW man I lost my medal in the land of shadows!
  • (to Theresa) Nah I'm sure we'll find him crying in some tunnel on the way out which is this way 
  •         Randy: Other way
  •         Howard: Other way
  • Really? That's what it said?
  • How's full-Nomicon tastin'?
  • Your Nomicon-ing is out of control. You can't make a single decision without shloomp-ing in to that book.
  • Wait, you're going no-Nomicon
  • Cunningham's back, I love it. Whoa, slow down, save me some 
  • No-Nomicon is the cheese
  • (angrily) My sister, Cunningham, remember when I said I like you going no Nomicon, I'd take it back, DO. NOT. LIKE. IT
  • You did it. Slap it out
  • Cunningham whiff a slap, he never whiffs a slap, hmm, hitting on my sister, ignoring a monster, now this, what the juice is up with him.
  • (to Nomicon, angrily) Tell me what you did to my friend or I'm gonna take you for a walk, down the back of my pants
  • (while falling into the Nomicon) (to Nomicon) I HATE YOU !!!
  • I'm in the NinjaNomicon. So my old enemy, we finally meet. (looks around the nomicon) Hmm pretty roomy for a book
  • Hey, if you're here, who's up there?
  • (relieved) Man, I am so glad that it wasn't you who hit on my sister, I did not wanna have that talk
  • You have to fix this
  • So, how are you going to fix this
  • (reads Nomicon's lesson) Yeah, I don't get that at all.
  • This is what you guys do in here.
  • I'll be here.
  • How am I supposed to stop my Nomi-self with these?
  • Hey me, hand over myself!
  • Let's see how much you like it when I do this!
  • I was supposed to kick you, bounce is a little off, working in the new center of gravity here.
  • Down goes NomiRandy, feel like giving up yet?
  • Don't make me say things like that.
  • I hate to kill the moment but...
  • Why is there so much garbage back here?
  • Don't say that, never say that again!
  • Ow, that hurt to the bottom of my feet! GAH!
  • Seriously! I never wanna do that again! Promise me, Cunningham!
  • And everytime I go to the bathroom I will remember you, Plop Plop. 
  • "(to Randy) Speaking of, let's get back to the portal, I gotta take a 21st century if you know what I mean."
  • But whining makes it feel better!
  • He knows where he was nobody asked you Doug
  • And we chose fight
  • We're legends
  • Yeah I've seen the title sequence
  • Time to yank the mask off the Fake-a-Cabra
  • I really want to yank it
  • Just destank him I'm sticky in places i shouldn't be sticky
  • No I'm not feeling that hey why don't we unearn something else
  • Uh shouldn't Randy Cunningham be up here confessing
  • (laughs) Oh my favorite part was when he yelled at Doug
  • No she thinks we're the opposite of furiating (Both look at Theresa who sighs romantically at Randy)
  • Nah I think we got it

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